Keeping the ride going

About & FAQ

Updated: July 4th, 2022

Welcome to Neighsayer Patches, your one stop shop for all pone propaganda. Happy to see you here.

Do you do international shipping?


When will my order get here?

Shipping times vary. I try to get orders out as fast as possible, if I’m taking too slow for your liking shoot me an email with your order number and I’ll get my ass into gear. The more creative the insults the faster I go.  For international shipping, please familiarize yourself with your country's Covid-19 policy regarding packages from out of the country before placing your order if you haven't already. Orders to Russia are unfortunately unable to ship at this time.

Where can I keep up with you?

Most of my shilling is done in the /merch/ thread.

What do I even do with patches?

Slap those bad boys on anything with a surface of felt! Perfect for hats, jackets, backpacks, and body armor alike. Throw a sheet of felt on your wall and boom, you started an epic patch wall. You can even bury them under your house!

I don't even like patches...

>lying to someone on their own FAQ page

Check out this list, maybe I can change your mind.

Are you a magical talking horse? Do you have access to them?

For the safety of my associates, myself, and maintaining professional business relations - I cannot confirm or deny anything at this time.